A few years ago I amused myself by thinking of comical names for particular patron saints.
here are a few - - - - - Lots more to come.
Religious maniacs ----- St Igmata.
The Navy ----- St Ern.
Speech impediments ----- St Ammer or St utter.
Needlework ----- St Itch or St Itchery.
Caffeine addicts ----- St Imulation.
Scrooges ----- St Ingy.
Nettles ----- St Ing.
Hobnail boots ----- St Omping.
Supermarket workers ----- St Ackers.
Plastics ----- Polly St Irene.
Chinese cookery ----- St Irfry.
Lettering ----- St Encil.
Poetry ----- St Anza.
Espionage ----- St Ealth.
Adhesives ----- St Icky.
The Underworld ----- St Ygian or St Yx.
Exclamations ----- St Rewth.
False teeth ------ St Eradent.
Nudity ----- St Arkers.
Flowing water ----- St Ream.
Immobility ----- St Annah St Airlift.
Expanded plastics ----- St Yrofoam.
Bleeding ----- St Yptic.
Gramophones ----- St Ylus.
Elegance ----- St Ylish
Drunkenness ----- St Upor.
Caviare ----- St Urgeon.
Bodyform ----- St Urdy.
Astonishment ----- St Upify.
Tree surgeons - St Ump.
Balance ----- St Umble.
Turkeys ----- St Uffing.
Artists ----- St Udio.
The Harvest ----- St Ubble.
Architects ----- St Ructure.
Arguments ----- St Roppy.
Trains ----- St Ation.
Psychos ----- St Ab.
Racehorses ----- St Ablemate.
Dictators ----- St Alin.
Hayricks ----- St Addle.
Athletics ----- St Adium.
Flowers ----- St Amen.
Markets ----- St Allholder.
Ponds ----- St Agnant.
Jets ----- St Reamline.
Philatelists ----- St Amp.
Posture ----- St Ance.
Bridges ----- St Anchion.
Electronics ----- St Andalone.
Conformity ----- St Andardize.
Little red lights ----- St Andby.
Plumbers ----- St Andpipe and St Opcock.
Archaeologists ----- St Anding St One.
Jack the Ripper ----- St Anleyknife.
Bacteria ----- St Aphylococcus.
Fabric improvers ----- St Arch and St Iffener.
Astronomers ----- St Argazing.